Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a
nursing home
When an old Grandpa
walked by.
And one of the old
Grandmas yelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell
exactly how old you are."
The old man
said,
"There is no way you
can guess it, you old fools."
One of the
old Grandmas said,
"Sure we
can! Just drop your pants and
under shorts and we can tell your exact
age."
Embarrassed just a little, but
anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped
his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to
first turn around a couple of times and to jump
up and down several times. Then they all
piped up and said,
"You're 87
years old!"
Standing with his
pants down around his ankles, the old gent
asked,
"How in the world
did you guess?"
Slapping their
knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three
old ladies happily yelled in
unison...
"We were at your birthday
party yesterday!"
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